很长很长的幽默性的英语故事带翻译

1. 很长很长的幽默性的英语故事带翻译

1.Lady First 女士优先
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and 
the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all 
right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be 
mentioned first."
女士优先
一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？” 大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。” 
只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。”
2.Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
鸡蛋在哪里？
老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？
学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？
学生：在蛋糕里，先生。

2. 一些搞笑的故事，适合翻译成英文的

小杰克聪明吗？       史密斯先生的院子里有一颗芒果树。一天，他怀疑邻居家的孩子们会爬树摘那些熟了的好吃的果子，于是就把他的宠物猴子留在树上看着这棵树。这使得孩子们无法靠近这棵树——至少是大部分孩子。然而这并没有难倒小杰克，他想了一个好主意拿到史密斯先生的芒果。他用石头扔猴子，猴子变得很生气，于是它用芒果回击小杰克。                          Is   Little  Jack  Clever ?         There  was  a  mango  tree  in  Mr  Smith 's  yard .  One  day  , suspecting  thechildren  in  the  neighborhood  would  try  to  climb  his  tree  for  those  deliciousripe  fruits  , he  left  his  pet  monkey  out  in  the  tree  to  guard  it .  This  keptthe  children  away  from  the  tree ----at  least , most  of  the  children .  However,it  did  not  bother  little  Jack . He  thought  of  a  good  idea  to  get  Mr  Smith 'smangoes . He  threw  stones  at  the  monkey , who  became  very  angry  and  threwmangoes  back  at  little  Jack .

3. 英语幽默长故事带翻译

I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” “I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you enty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。” TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？ 约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly o hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？” “我来试试看，”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。” 更多的点这个链接 //learning.sohu/yingyuyoumo.s 参考资料：//learning.sohu/yingyuyoumo.s 
   

4. 急需一篇带翻译的超搞笑的英语幽默小故事

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”
然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”


 I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" 　　“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."  　　“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says 

"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"! 

四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

5. 较短的英语幽默小故事中英各译

I want a nightmare 想做坏梦
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

6. 英语简单搞笑故事带翻译

 『壹』 非常简短的英语幽默故事带翻译
   The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.   "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"   "Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"  一个小来女孩非常不喜欢狗自狂叫的样子。  “没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”   “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？” 
  『贰』 英语幽默小故事（带翻译的） 不要太幼稚的！
   He Won     Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.   Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?   Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.     他赢了   汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？   约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。   汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？   约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。     I Have His Ear in My Pocket     Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"   "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.   "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.   "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."     他的耳朵在我衣兜里     伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”   “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。   “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。   “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”     A Good Boy     Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"   "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.   "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"   "She is the one who sells the candy."     好孩子     小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。   “昨天给你的钱干什么了？”   “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”   “她是个卖糖果的。”     Drunk     One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."   "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"     醉酒     一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”   Hospitality   The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor *** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.   好客   由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。     英语小笑话   上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you   know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著   性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的   一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是   A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟   能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.     A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"     一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 
  『叁』 英语幽默小故事50字左右（带翻译）
   
  Q: Why won’t the elephant use the puter?
  为什么大象不玩电脑？
  A: He’s afraid of the mouse!
  他害怕老鼠！
  鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。
  mouse [maʊs]n. 鼠标；老鼠；胆小羞怯的人
  2.A much worried patiant walked into the doctor's office and asked for help。
  "Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday."
  "Oh, don't worry! All you have to remember is not to *** oke in the next few days." The doctor said.
  一位很焦急的病人走到医生办公室寻求帮助。
  “医生，我不知道该怎么办。昨天我不小心喝下了一瓶汽油。”
  “哦，不用担心。你一定要牢记未来几天不要吸烟就行了。”医生说。
  3.A man was hit by a cab in the street.
  He was brought to the hospital.
  His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
  "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,    Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
  "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
  一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.
  他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."
  医生说:"我怕他已经死了."
  听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."
  妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
  4.A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
  He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
  And God says: "A penny".
  Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"
  And God says: "a second",
  Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?"
  And God says "In a second".    一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.
  他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"
  上帝回答:"一便士."
  男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"
  上帝说:"一秒钟."
  最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"
  上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
  5.Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
  Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
  Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
  Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.    汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
  约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
  汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
  约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
  6.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"  "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.  "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.  "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."    他的耳朵在我衣兜里    伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
  “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
  “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
  “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
  『肆』 英语幽默小故事带翻译200字以上10篇
   1. Midway Tactics  Three peting store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.  The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"  The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"  The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".  中间战术  三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。  右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”  左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”  中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。  2. Very Pleased to Meet You  During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.  One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I“m going abroad tomorrow, but I“d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.  Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.  Joan went there and said to the matron, "I“ve e to visit Captain Humphreys."  "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.  "Oh, that“s all right," answered Joan. "I“m his sister."  "I“m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I“m his mother!"  在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。  一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，"我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。"琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。  后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。  琼到了医院，她对护士长说，"我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。"  "这里只有亲属可以探望病人。"护士长说。  "噢，是的，"琼说，"我是他的妹妹。"  "很高兴认识你，"护士长说，"我是他的母亲。"  希望能帮助到您，望采纳！ 
  『伍』 英语幽默故事带翻译
   这样可以吗 ？    Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?     Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".     老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?   汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".   A Good Boy     Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"   "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.   "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"   "She is the one who sells the candy."     好孩子     小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。   “昨天给你的钱干什么了？”   “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”   “她是个卖糖果的。”     Drunk     One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."   "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"     醉酒     一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” 
  『陆』 求英文幽默小故事 少一点 越少越好 带中文翻译
   Fox and cock  【狐狸和公鸡】  One morning a fox saw a cock.He thought,"This is my breakfast.''  He came up to the cock and said,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock was glad.He closes his eyes and began to sing.The fox saw that and caught him in his mouth and carried him away.  The people in the field saw the fox.They cried,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''  The cock said to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''  The fox opened his mouth and said,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock ran away from the fox and fled into the tree.  一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。  他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。  在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。”  狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，公鸡逃离了狐狸的嘴巴，跑到了树底下。 
  『柒』 求一个简单的英语幽默小故事,不要太长. 英语加翻译
   Tom has o apples.He ate one and ask Jim "how mang apples do I have now?".Jim answered quickly"very easy,one."But Tom said"no ,I have o .One is inside and the other is outside.   汤姆有两个苹果.他吃了一个,然后问吉姆“我现在有几个苹果?”吉姆很快的版回答说“太简权单了,一个嘛.”但是汤姆说“不对,我有两个.一个在里面（肚子里）一个在外面. 
   

7. 英语短篇幽默小故事加翻译

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行". Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the *** allest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 　　风和太阳(the wind and the sun) one day the wind said to the sun, “look at that man walking along the road. i can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.” (有一天风跟太阳说: “看看那个沿着路上走的人.我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来.) “we will see about that,” said the sun. “i will let you try first.” (“我们等着看吧,”太阳说, “我让你先试.) so the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. he blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself. (因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来.他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧.) “i give up,” said the wind at last. “i cannot get his cloak off.” then the sun tried. he shone as hard as he could. the man soon became hot and took off his cloak. (“我放弃了,”风最后说, “我无法让他把披风脱下来.”然后由太阳试试看.他尽可能地晒他.不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了.) 　　从这几个里选一个吧： I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” “I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you enty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。” TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？ 约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。 
   

8. 搞笑英语故事带翻译

 搞笑英语故事带翻译
                       　　 搞笑英语故事带翻译一： 
    
       　　To Borrow an OxOnce upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.
       　　借公牛一用 从前，有个人很富有，但他不识字。 一天，他的一位朋友想向他借一头公牛，便写了个条，让仆人送到富人那里。 仆人把条子给了富人。富人便假装看了一会儿，然后说道：好啦，我知道了。回去告诉你的主人，我马上自己过去。
       　　 搞笑英语故事带翻译二： 
       　　HogarthThe great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was com pleted, the patron was asked to come and inspect it. As a matter of fact, the picture was just one daub of brilliant red. What's this? exclaimed the purchaser. I asked for the Red Sea, on the occasion of the celebrated passage. That's it, replied Hogarth. But, where are the Israelites? They are all gone over.Where are the Egyptians?They're all drowned.
       　　霍迦斯一天，有人请这位伟大的画家画一幅法老王渡红海图。这幅画刚开始不久，酬金就出现了问题。霍迪斯发现，完成这幅画后，他只能得到他想要的大约一半的'钱。当作品完成之后，那位主顾被请来看画。其实，这幅画不过是胡乱涂抹的一片鲜红。 这是什么?那位买主喊了起来。我要的是红海，是那次著名的航海。 这就是，霍迦斯回答说。 可是以色列人在哪儿? 他们都已经渡过去了。 埃及人在哪儿? 他们全都淹死了。
       　　 搞笑英语故事带翻译三： 
       　　What was it she wanted?A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma’am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon. Horrified, the manager came runningover to the customer and said, Of course, we'll have somesoon, We placed an order last week. Then the manager drewthe clerk aside: Never, never, never say we are out of anythingsay we've got it on order and it's coming. Now whatwas it she wanted?Rain, said the clerk.
       　　她要买什么?一个商店经理听见一个店员对顾客说：不，夫人，这会儿没有，一时半会儿看来也不会有。经理惊恐万分地跑到顾客跟前说：当然，马上就会有的，我们上周订了货。然后经理把店员拉到一边：千万，千万，千万不要说我们没有什么，说我们已经订了货，货马上就到。现在你说她要买什么?雨，店员说。
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